Plot: What’s it about?
A masterful adult film director named Seymour Ass (John Fedele) wants to create a true epic, a landmark in adult cinema that will cement his legacy in the business. Or at least make him a few dollars in the process. He needs just the right girl to star however, as he needs a beautiful, fresh face to make his film stand out. He finds his potential star in Fannie Sparrow (Sabrina Faire), whom he discovers when he runs into her as she tries to steal a sex toy from a vendor. With promises of fame and fortune, he convinces Fannie to be in his production, so the cast and crew travel to the eerie Bone Island. The natives seem friendly, until the crew meets the island’s biggest resident, a massive primate named Kinky Kong. Kong becomes obsessed with the film’s sex scenes, but when he is taken to New York, can they control his giant sexual urges?
Seduction Cinema has produced some hilarious spoofs, from Playmate of the Apes to Spider-Babe to Erotic Survivor, so its no surprise to see them lampoon King Kong. Of course, instead of computer generated primates, we have a guy in a monkey suit and low rent green screen special effects. If you’ve seen other films from the studio, then you know what to expect, slapstick humor and a lot of naked women. Yes, Kinky Kong is indeed a lesbian adventure and it proves that as long as you have hotties without their clothes, you don’t end high end special effects. I don’t think Kinky Kong is up there with Seduction Cinema’s best efforts, but it is solid fun and Darian Caine, Sabrina Faire, and A.J. Khan are a pleasure to watch in action. So if you like your lesbians with silly humor, then give Kinky Kong a look.
Video: How does it look?
Kinky Kong is presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen. The image here looks better than the studio’s titles from a few years back, great work. The image seems sharper and looks more like a digital picture, as opposed to the video look of some of the other releases. I found the colors to be rich and full of life here, while black levels seem razor sharp and accurate, so detail is always high and shadows never murky in the least. All in all, a good looking visual effort and whatever caused this, let’s hope it continues with future releases.
Audio: How does it sound?
As with most of the Seduction Cinema titles, the audio on this one is nothing to get excited about, but all the elements seem in the proper places. I found no real volume errors of any kind, as the materials were well recorded and ported, not a bad treatment at all. The dialogue is sharp and never gets drowned out by moans or the like, which is good news, of course. Speaking of moans and other assorted pleasure noises, they all come through in fine form and the music also sounds good, so no serious problems to report in this department.
Supplements: What are the extras?
An audio commentary track features producer Michael Raso, who provides a nice look back at how Seduction Cinema was started and how it has evolved. Not a lot of specific insight on Kinky Kong, but a solid track. This disc also includes a brief look behind the scenes, as well as the film’s trailer.
