Plot: What’s it about?
Thirty some odd years ago I remember watching the G.I. Joe cartoon and reading the comics. I never had any real ambitions of being a soldier, but watching this elite group of special forces fight the forces of evil was a nice thing to see (albeit in animated form). Three decades later Hollywood has fulfilled every Generation X’ers dream and has made a full-length feature film. Gasp! Shock! In truth, this is actually the sequel to the 2009 film G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra which, I thought, I’d seen. But after a quick check of the database I see no review for it and, try as I might, I can’t seem to remember a single scene from that movie. Have I seen it? I’m pretty sure because I wanted to see how they handled the character of Snake Eyes. Well, I have just finished G.I. Joe: Retaliation and I do remember that. So I’d better put this in written form lest I forget about it in a few years.
Seeing as how I can’t seem to recall the first installment, I’ll just dive in head first here. We meet the team, led by Captain Duke (Channing Tatum), with his team of Roadblock (Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson), Lady Jaye (Adrianne Palicki) and Snake Eyes (Ray Park). All is well until the Joes are attacked by the forces of Cobra, sent by none other than the President of the United States (Jonathan Pryce), but as we all know is a Cobra agent in disguise. The Joes, though dead, were framed for the murder of the Pakistani President as well as theft of some nuclear weapons. This allows Cobra to become the “go to” team for the country unbeknownst to the rest of us. Of course, a small group of Joes survived and seek out the help of Gen. Joe Colton (Bruce Willis). This, of course, begs the question – can this small force of soldiers literally save the country or will the forces of evil take over?
Well what do you think? Look, G.I. Joe isn’t meant to be a movie that will make your synapses fire and have you rub your chin in deep thought. We all love to watch “The Rock” in action and we’re balanced with an equal amount of female beauty with Adrianne Palicki. Oh and there are guns and explosions and sword rights. You know, the kind of stuff that guys like. And hey, let’s go ahead and add Bruce Willis to the cast, because he’s not in every other movie out there, right? Right. I’m being a bit harsh, but this movie delivers on everything that it says it will. It’s mindless action and entertainment, a fairly decent story line and it does unearth some rather obscure characters from the G.I. Joe universe. If you’re looking to be intellectually challenged, then this is probably not the film for you. But if you just want to sit back and be entertained, then you could do a lot worse. Look for Part 3 in a few years, because…that’s what Hollywood does.
Video: How does it look?
A big budget blow ’em up movie that’s new to Blu-ray will more likely than not look amazing. And Paramount’s 2.40:1 AVC HD image delivers on what I expected with a crystal clear transfer, astonishing detail and colors that leap off the screen. How good is this image? I recall seeing a bead of sweat drip down Adrianne Palicki’s face (yes, I was actually looking at her face, don’t ask me why). The individual hairs of the actors (minus Willis, of course) stand out, the detail in “The Rock’s” tattoos – all look stunning. Contrast and black levels work well with one another and make for a jaw dropping transfer. Top notch.
Audio: How does it sound?
I really like the fact that Paramount is supporting Dolby TrueHD with a number of their titles. I don’t know if there’s some contract between Paramount and Dolby, but since DTS soundtracks are on most every other title, I tend to go in favor of those in the minority. Having said that, this mix is downright amazing. The surrounds have so many little nuances going on that my head was constantly swaying around, trying to identify the sounds. I’m talking of the little fireflies that blow up, bullets that whiz by and little chirps in the background. Of course the LFE are heavily involved as well giving the mix a very robust “oomph” factor as well. On a technical level, this disc delivers.
Supplements: What are the extras?
Paramount has wisely loaded down this disc with a pretty decent selection of supplements starting off with an audio commentary by director John M. Chu and producer Lorenzo Di Bonaventura who give a pretty decent track. Plenty of information is doled out here like the casting, the possibility of things like happening in the real world and the variety of locations used in the film. I’d recommend it if you’re a fan of the movie. A trio of deleted scenes are included as are eight, count ’em, eight featurettes. We begin with “Mission Briefing” which looks at some of the choices John M. Chu brought to the film, it’s shooting locales and the like. “Deployment” interviews a Navy SEAL who served as an advisor on the film. “Two Ninjas” focuses on the two badasses of the film: Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, the dojo and the newly-redesigned Snake Eyes suit. “The Desert Attack” is just that, the death of a main character and what it took to film in a huge sandbox. “Cobra Strikes” looks at the underground area in which we meet Cobra Commander and Destro as well as some special effects. “The Lone Soldiers” looks at the casting of Bruce Willis and a history of the G.I. Joe action figures. “The Monastery” looks at the fight between Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. Finally we end with “Fort Sumter” which focuses on the ultimate scene, complete with world leaders and all. There’s a DVD copy of the film as well as an UltraViolet one to boot.