Plot: What’s it about?
A special agent has been assassinated by a sniper’s bullet, but this is just the start of the adventure, that much is certain. The agent was known as Salazar (John Aprea) and after he unveiled The Picasso Trigger, he was gunned down by a rogue named Miguel Ortiz (Rodrigo Obregon), who holds alliances with no one, at least not sincere ones. But Ortiz is just getting started with his weapons, as he plans to take aim on many agents from The Agency, all of whom were connected to his brother’s death. Of course, The Agency has no intentions to let this happen without a fight, so they dispatch Travis Abilene (Steve Bond) and he might not be the right choice, as he has limited gun skills, but perhaps he can deliver this time around. He won’t have to face the ruthless Ortiz alone however, as he is joined by a team of gifted special agents, all of whom are female, well built, and drop dead gorgeous. Armed to the teeth with heavy weaponry, these ladies join Travis on his quest, but in addition to the mission, they’ll face additional obstacles. As danger, romance, and large breasts surround him, can Travis manage to stop Ortiz and his heinous plan?
The films of Andy Sidaris have finally arrived on DVD, which means the amount of bullets, bombs, and babes has risen to all new heights. In Picasso Trigger, Sidaris creates a spy adventure (complete with a Bond, Steve Bond) with some cool moments, especially some of the unique choices in weapons used. Ever want to see a boomerang with a time bomb attached or perhaps a lethal pair o leg crutches? If so, then Picasso Trigger has your number, as it sports these and other inventive methods of destruction. So as if the wealth of hot chicks with massive firearms wasn’t enough, these offbeat weapons enhance the experience even more. As usual in the cinema of Sidaris, the women are mostly Playboy bunnies and while the acting isn’t impressive, these girls have plenty to like and aren’t afraid to let us see their hidden talents. I’ve always had a weakness for Sidaris’ use of good looking ladies, explosions, and guns, so I am pleased to see Picasso Trigger released, as well as the start of Ventura’s The Andy Sidaris Collection. If you like your adventure tinged with humor and loaded with buxom beauties, give Picasso Trigger a spin.
Video: How does it look?
Picasso Trigger is presented in a full frame transfer. I was quite taken by the transfer here, as the image looks excellent and puts all previous editions to shame. The print used shows some minor flaws, but it cleaner than any prior home video version, with minimal debris and grain evident, very impressive work. The colors look lush and vibrant, with no signs of errors and flesh tones are natural as well. I saw no reason for concern with contrast either, as black levels are sharp and on the mark, no problems in the least there. I figured the image would better than before, but I am very pleased with the result here, as Picasso Trigger has never looked better.
Audio: How does it sound?
I found the audio here to be basic, but effective and as such, I don’t think anyone will be let down in this case. Of course, the music, explosions, and gunfire would sound richer in a full surround option, but even as it stands, the elements are in fine form. The sound effects have as much punch as can delivered, while the music has solid presence also, at least as far as you can expect from an audio track like this. The dialogue is clear and never hard to understand, thanks to well balanced volume levels.
Supplements: What are the extras?
This disc includes a nice featurette, which contains some material specific to Picasso Trigger, as well as general Malibu Bay Films materials. It opens with Sidaris, his wife Arlene, and Julie Strain talking about the movie and then moves to some footage of Strain, where she tries on various outfits and such. Then we see some vintage promotional interviews and the like, including some clips with Joe Bob Briggs, which were fun to watch. The highlight of this disc to me was the audio commentary track, in which Andy Sidaris and his wife Arlene provide insight into the picture, as well as general information about the stars and such. The two are relaxed, open, and quite talkative, so you’ll learn a lot about how Picasso Trigger was made, as well as Sidaris’ approach to filmmaking and some cheats used at times. This disc also includes an introduction with Sidaris & Strain, a selection of production stills, and trailers for this and other films in the Sidaris Collection.
