Johnny Mnemonic (Blu-ray)

September 27, 2017 8 Min Read

Disc Scores

VIDEO 3.5 / 5
AUDIO 4.5 / 5
OVERALL 2.5 / 5

Review by: Jake Keet

Plot: What’s it about?

I have been going back through cyber punk films of the Nineties recently. I had not thought of the genre in a little while, but once I started down the rabbit hole, I could not help but watch more of these movies. After watching both The Lawnmower Man and Virtuosity, my next pick was Johnny Mnemonic. Considering the film was based on a short story by William Gibson (famed author of the definitive cyber-punk novel Neuromancer) and that he had adapted it into a screenplay himself, I was cautiously optimistic for the film. I also checked out the library book Burning Chrome, so I could cross compare the film and the story.

The film begins by reading off this paragraph: Second decade of the 21st century, Corporations rule. The world is threatened by a new plague: NAS. Nerve Attenuation Syndrome, fatal, epidemic, it’s cause and cure unknown. The corporations are opposed by the LoTeks, a resistance movement risen from the streets: Hackers, data-pirates, guerilla-fighters in the info-wars. The corporations defend themselves. They hire the Yakuza, the most powerful of all crime syndicates. They sheath their data in black ice, lethal viruses waiting to burn the brains of intruders. But the LoTeks wait in their strongholds, in the old city cores, like rats in walls of the world. The most valuable information must sometimes be entrusted to Mnemonic Couriers, elite agents who smuggle data in wet-wired brain implants. Sooooo…. Johnny Mnemonic takes place in 2021, where data can be transferred via couriers that can store the data in their minds and deliver it where it needs to go. Keanu Reeves stars as the titular Johnny, a mnemonic courier. Johnny gets sent by Ralphie (Udo Kier) to do one last run in order to pay for an operation to remove his implant and gain back his memory. Johnny doubles him memory capacity to 160 gigabytes before the meeting with his client. His clientele, a group of Asian men in a hotel room, warn Johnny that the capacity for the data needs to be 360 gigabytes or it could cause data seepage and kill Johnny within a couple days. Johnny, seeing his way out, accepts the job. Once he receives the information, men bust into the hotel room and begin to kill all the clients. It turns out those gentlemen were defectors from Pharmacom, and now Johnny is a marked man.

Out of the three cyber-punk movies I listed here, this is the worst of the three despite having some pretty neat sequences. If you have read the short story, you would know that it is incredibly brief. William Gibson tried his best to expand out the short story (which involves a cybernetic dolphin) and honestly the overall storyline is more fleshed out in the film than in the short story. That does not stop the film from having inexcusably sloppy dialogue. This probably was not the best option for expansion into a film, but it does have some interesting ideas that are conveyed well: namely the concept of data implants was interesting.

The acting in the film is pretty atrocious. Then again, the stars of the film are Keanu Reeves, Ice T, Dolph Lundgren, Henry Rollins, and Dina Meyer. Randomly Takeshi Kutano has a small part in the film, which is always welcome. Keanu Reeves is not a bad actor in my opinion, but the director definitely did not know how to use him properly. That is because this director is absolutely garbage. This film has so many interesting little concepts and some cool set design that with a great director could have been pretty cool. Instead the film has action scenes that feel lazy beyond all comprehension, some cheesy synth music that works against the film, and dialogue that works against the film.

I love these types of movies, even the bad ones, so this might be a bit of a guilty pleasure for me occasionally. That said, it is not good.

Video: How’s it look?

A good but not great transfer in a 1080p MPEG-4 AVC encoded image has been provided. The 1.85:1 AVC HD image, as imagined by this film, most of the sharp looking imagery comes during the numerous virtual reality scenes. There is a noticeable uptick in resolution whenever these scenes in the film occur. The rest of the film looks a bit soft, but not because of DNR. It was simply shot that way. This is not going to be one of the most detailed transfers you will ever see, and during special effects that feature the live action actors the screen occasionally looks like an old Full Motion Video game. This transfer serves as a good option for fans, but I still think it could have been improved slightly.

Audio: How’s it sound?

Unlike the video, a much better than expected DTS-HD MA 5.1 surround track is provided. This track has good dynamic range and is clear on dialogue. While this track is not helped necessarily by the cheesy synth music played throughout, I was impressed by how immersive and loud this track could become. Keep in mind that some of the sound effects are still a few years removed from The Matrix, but I was definitely happy with what was on display here. Good stuff.

Supplements: What are the extras?

This disc contains no bonus materials.

The Bottom Line

Johnny Mnemonic is not nearly as good as it should be, but the short story probably would be better without a cybernetic dolphin addicted to heroin if we are being fully honest (or would it be?) As an oddity, this film might be worth checking out once. The action scenes are the biggest stumbling block for the film. The action choreography is next-level bad. The movie has terrible dialogue and the actors are not helped by the director who went on to direct absolutely nothing else ever. Fans of the film will be glad to see that the video is pretty decent and the audio is excellent on this release. My recommendation would be to skip this film unless you are extremely into the cyber-punk genre.